The Barking Butt

Sam and I have always preserved our modesty around one another.  Taking care not to pass gass openly in front of each other if at all possible.  Now that we have this house full of boys the farting noises and poopy talk is rampant.  The past two houses we've lived in I could be upstairs in the bathroom and be able to hear fairly well through the vent system what is going on in the kitchen.  I've heard on a couple of occasions a fart noise and both William and Sammy bust out laughing saying "Daddy tooted!"  So this particular occasion I didn't hear the exact way it went but it was so unique and funny that Sam had to share with me.  Sam of course passed gas (since now he does it around the boys to get a reaction) and one of the boys said "what was that?" and Sammy said "I think it was a barking spider"  and then William says "No I think it was more like a barking butt."  Now even me in my prissiness has to admit that is really funny.  So now it's known in this house as the barking butt!